January 2010
14 posts
“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a...”
– Stephen Colbert (via ihatethismess/shalon) (via stalk) (via ih8review) (via thereisnogod) (via friendlyatheist) (via noonesboy)
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TWOYOUTUBEVIDEOSANDAMOTHERFUCKINGCROSSFADER.COM →
hey internet, WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
costco receipt
me: (dividing the bill) where's my sexbot?
Gil: I thought we were going to share it?
me: YOU already have a sexbot.
Gil: Don't talk about Brent like that.
me: I was talking about Cosmos.
Brent: ..that was a nice volley
