March 2009
44 posts
February 2009
80 posts
c'monnnnn coffee
give me back my soul already.
Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!
–
Minnesota Congresswoman Michele ”I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out if they are pro-America or anti-America” Bachmann (via thebusstop)
Christ on a bike.
You sound like a Jamaican, laughing at funny sugar cane
– my cousin Ryan, to me.
Beer and Ice Cream Diet →
zachhale:
You can’t argue with the math.
I wouldn’t if I could.
paparacy != paparazzi
but that’s pretty damn funny. thanks for trying.
come correct:
To come out rightly. To speak or approach someone with respect, and not with undeniable ignorance. - Urban Dictionary
I rarely, if ever, bare my soul to the internets. More importantly, I’ve hidden my past. But, seasons change, and Spring is supposed to be a good time to start over. With that in mind, it’s time for me to share a little. Feel free to stop reading now, there’s...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22) →
Amanda Palmer (20)
Goldfrapp (10)
Ben Folds (4)
Nine Inch Nails (3)
Gnarls Barkley (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
That’s where we come in. Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders...
– Mission : ChristWire
I’m sorry College Humor, I’ve found a new place for my daily laughs and giggles. That place is ChristWire. I’m afraid you will never be as funny to me as reading any given article on this site. Good luck to you anyhow.
How To: Hackintosh a Dell Mini 9 Into the Ultimate... →
Here’s a good tutorial for what I did last month. But, I would wait until they release the Dell Mini 10 on Thursday(it has a much more reasonably sized keyboard), if I were you.
Taste the Rainbow of Frustration
matao:
via[thesneeze.com]
It has been my experience that when a cute girl is flirting heavily with you and then she takes her shirt off, you are about to do sex.
This, however, is not the case at strip clubs and it’s part of my problem with them.
I’m especially not a fan of the mostly-naked girls talking to the patrons. To me, engaging in a conversation with women and their nipples who are...
6-Year-Old Soccer Phenom
my grandma
is bonkers. srsly
Turn your handwriting in a personalized font...for... →
(via) andreaallen
Artistic/obsessive parents: You should have your child(ren) do this once a year starting whenever they can write the alphabet. When they’re older and easily embarassed (~10 years later), make a poster showing the progression.
Not cool? All right, but I’m still doing it.
There are several reasons I wanted to change things up a bit, and in the...
– dooce®
nin.com news 2.16.09: A note from Trent and a wave... →
sammawamma:
“Well then I’m happy and sad for you.” I will be eagerly looking forward to tour dates for this one.
whoa. NIN taking a break after they do one more tour….. with Jane’s Addiction. *Nothing’s Shocking pun goes here*
It's 1995 day on my stereo
dlifson:
What albums should I listen to?
So far:
Tragic Kingdom, No Doubt
Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morisette
Let Your Dim Light Shine, Soul Asylum
The Bends, Radiohead
????
Has to be released in 1995 to count. Some songs off 1994 albums (like Live’s Throwing Copper and Blues Travelers’ Four) sneak on to top 1995 lists, but they don’t qualify.
Mellon Collie & the Infinite...
how to deal
with starting work at 5:30am: As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top brew six cups of coffee. And you’ll need the cocaine cigarettes. Tape recorder for special music Anything but Jack FM, never Jack FM. Acapulco shirts Coveralls. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours Take a nap, you earned it.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-15) →
Goldfrapp (10)
Foals (9)
Nine Inch Nails (5)
Bloc Party (3)
Stone Temple Pilots (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
brother Satan
me: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a11_1187560480 damn that looks painful
Matt: omg, his poor leg!
me: yeah. make me do something else now, cause i don't need to keep doing this to myself
Matt: .....
me: nevermind
Matt: you tempted me
me: yeah.. if you meatspin me again, you're dead. we've gone over this
Matt: there are plenty other things . . .
Radiohead w/ the USC marching band at the Grammys
In case you’re having trouble finding a copy that hasn’t been taken down for TOS violations.
A couple years back, I submitted a t-shirt slogan to Threadless (I think the slogan branch was called omgclothing then) that read “You’re misusing your again.” The positive response was underwhelming.
I just realized that it would’ve been much more funny as “Your misusing you’re again.” Morale: grammar nazis aren’t as funny as grammar nazis that...